Happened on work hours but not related to my work. That still counts.

*ring*
me: jackie speaking.
chris: jackie?
me: oh, hi.
chris: I... I've been violated.
me: what?
chris: (whispering) violated.
me: wha... mmph..buahahahaha
chris: I was showing this woman some carpeting, and she stood behind my chair while I was on the computer and then.. then she rubbed my shoulder. and said KEEP IN TOUCH.
me: is this like when you think waitresses are hitting on you?
chris: n- wait, those 2 times they WERE.
me: tips.
chris: why else would she have.. with the... rubbing.
me: maybe she wanted to do business with you?
chris: yeah. dirty business.